I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.

Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

SImmo has a hilarious look at the world starting with the US Election and how Simmo thinks they are stupid opting for round 2 of Donald Trump. He hits out Perth's public transport. Fatty's! I'll leave it at that. Nursing homes and how expensive they and a whole heap more. Tune in and get ready to laugh your arse off at the great mans "I Don't Mind Telling You!" very funny first episode.

Simmo is back on the mic, and the world is still absolutely unhinged. In a time where the Pope dies on the same day as Jesus (allegedly), Simmo is here to unpack the spiritual significance of two cumming on the Lord—because of course he is. This show isn’t here to sugarcoat reality, it’s here to punch it in the face with a flaming glove of truth, humour, and jaw-dropping honesty.

Each episode, Simmo delivers his unapologetically raw take on the state of things—current events, pop culture, the truly bizarre, and whatever happened to fall out of Kanye West’s mouth that week. Speaking of Kanye: yes, he sucked his cousins dick for eight years, and somehow that’s still not the most cooked chapter in his story. Meanwhile, Katy Perry still thinks she's going to space and no one has the heart to stop her. This is the news, Simmo-style.

It’s not all madness though—well, actually it is—but it’s structured madness. Alongside Simmo’s weekly rants and philosophical chaos, the show features killer recurring segments like:

Hero of the Week – Saluting the accidental legends, fringe lunatics, and everyday nobodies who manage to do something inexplicably heroic (or just hilariously dumb).

Dickhead of the Week – A red carpet roast for the worst people in the universe, freshly crowned each episode with Simmo’s signature scorn.

Bow to Your Sensai – A sacred pilgrimage through the ridiculous cinematic graveyard of Steven Seagal's filmography. Simmo revisits the martial arts “legend’s” movies with both love and disbelief, exposing every stiff punch and nonsensical plot twist like a sensei of sarcasm.

So, if you're after a podcast that doesn’t just talk about the world—it shakes it like a snow globe and laughs at the flakes—then you’ve found your new obsession.